On the dangers of moralizing
January 22, 2012 | Filed Under Laughter | Leave a Comment
So there have been prohibition movements against coffee?!?! Mind boggling.
Why have so many people throughout history gained a feeling of purpose by forcing their personal moral structure onto their neighbors, often fighting against the simple joys of life?
100% of Animal Sex is Rape – Louis C.K.
December 9, 2011 | Filed Under Fun, Laughter, Relationships | Leave a Comment
This is something that human males in civilized societies have to man up to. I’m not casting judgment… and there’s no reason to feel shame. I’m just observing: each human male has inherited this desire to pretty much screw every female in his proximity who’s moderately fit for having babies. Just like 100% of the male mammals out there.
It’s one of the only good reasons to get married for men outside of a desire to have a stable family. But now things are complicated because not even marriage guarantees you an outlet for your maleness (nor a stable family). So hey, if you do get married, make sure it’s NOT to a woman who’s got a thing or twelve against frequent sex.
The 2nd half of this video is priceless (but EXPLICIT):
Man Rules
September 29, 2011 | Filed Under Laughter | Leave a Comment
This piece of humor is spot on.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
Bizzare: Wife sues for lack of sex
September 6, 2011 | Filed Under Laughter | Leave a Comment
Read about it here.
A couple comments.
First, I hope that this French judge (and those who look to this case for precedent) is capable of applying symmetry under the law. Namely, I hope that this is not a gender biased decision.
Second, this ruling is opening a can of worms. It’s always going to come down to a he-said, she-said war of words. There’s a reason that adultery was decriminalized in the West. Because adultery is nearly impossible to enforce under the law.
In a grand cosmic sense, I find this ruling quite humorous. I’m all for expecting frequent sex in a long term relationship. In fact, I think lack of sex is sufficient reason to end a long term relationship, ceteris paribus. But this woman is an independent, responsible adult. She was perfectly capable of enforcing her own privileges (by leaving the marriage).
She’s not a child. The court here is treating her like a child.
I needed this
July 22, 2011 | Filed Under Laughter | Leave a Comment
Check it out: 15 most popular dyac texts of all time
Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
Keeping It Real Larry, Keeping it Real
July 20, 2011 | Filed Under Laughter | Leave a Comment
Curb is one of my all time favorite comedies. Raw comedic honesty. Here’s Larry David in a recent interview with Rolling Stone.
[Larry] David disagrees with Howard Stern, who found it shallow to date women who were attracted to his fame: “Why else would somebody approach me? Who’s going up to a bald guy, an old bald guy? Nobody! If I wasn’t on television, who’s coming up to me? People would run from me, are you kidding? If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn’t know who I was, she would run away.” He pauses. “And who’s not shallow, by the way?”
How to discover that you don’t need a cell phone
July 19, 2011 | Filed Under Laughter | Leave a Comment
Simply go on a vacation, lose the cell phone accidentally, only to be pleasantly surprised over the subsequent weeks that you aren’t missing much.
When it comes to nature…
July 8, 2011 | Filed Under Laughter | Leave a Comment
I’m an in and out kind of guy. I like to go in, spend about 3-4 hours, and then get out. I enjoy my air conditioning and showers and Internet. And I hate mosquitoes. Really hate mosquitoes.
I mean, the fire and the s’mores and the beer drinking are great but…
I really hate mosquitoes. Really.
Wooohooo!
May 17, 2011 | Filed Under Laughter | Leave a Comment
This one goes out to all the little Lady Killers.
Attack Of The Scorpions!
May 6, 2011 | Filed Under Laughter | Leave a Comment
Seems the little critters are waking up from their winter slumber and exploring for new shelter. Three inside in the last week. Two in the last day.
One of the side-effects of living in the country and having wood piles.
